Stenographer's Manuscripts : The first definement :: May 23, 2008

Set up typewriter in a random location. Type what you hear in whatever way makes most sense. Accurate quotes are encouraged, but to lie a little won't hurt. Visions and onomatopoeia. Gather the entries and you have made history. All entries to be dated, place to be identified. Persons involved, optional.

Friday, May 23, 2008

The Houseword Jumble : College Station, TX

Everything is all right I was trying to cool your room off. Beethoven. Wine. Fruit Flies. Red lip stains on the ceramic mugs coffee cups. Drips down slow. Viscous adventures. Opera sings opera. High voices of bending language. Paul on the computer. Headband hair. Hammock hanging lax limp. Might be an early light night for me.

Where is the...where are the potcutting scissors? You want to cut some pot? I want to cut a bracelet. Yeah, way we almost bought new potcutting scissors. Really? Very expensive brand. Cece, flowered dress.

Fruit flies eyeing their death around the lipstained redness. Thought I heard someone knock. Leonard Cohen. Cece reads Salinger's Nine Stories. Dude I got a quote from Ronaldo uuhh whose...where are the. Oh, soccer injuries, YES!

Aviator fan on the DVD shelf void of the DVD's. American flag spiked through the spokes. So long Maryanne. Oh awesome. Haha. Wine going sour? Had a bad drought. Wait a little. It's time that we began.....and laugh about it all again.

On the key-nails: a key, a bull, another key (mine). I'm hot. I'll just pull my chair over.

Fruit fly back again just like Marryanne. Fixed. Kitchen bugs hey that's no way to say goodbye. The ink I see. Switch the rotation. This house is moving away.

I'm watching the funniest shit in the world, mainly soccer, people hitting and sports injuries. The dialogue dances between my mouth the words from my head the words and mouths of others. Leonard Cohen also.

Beirut niwbnnnnnow. Meow, cat is here, David Bowie eyes. The May will change in four minutes. You guys ready to go out again? The limits come from geography. Geography and time. Accordians and organs digesting horns. Cat sat watched me type. Very curious. Cat sat sitting on the table. Whiskers whisking air and chopchopchop. Twitching whisking ears. Fascination fumbling. The type and look at the sat same time. Eyebrows are whiskers. The cat plays with the typewriter. Why? Why do they move? There is no way to catch them all Ziggy Stardust! Cat cat attack is bored moving on to better things.

So that isn't electronic? no electricity at all. Clang clang bottles. You know where our tiny little screwdriver went off to? Meeeooowww. Meaarmmw. To the blinds the cat goes. Up the chair, on the sill. Pull the curtains apart there is the cool night window. It has been May 24 for 12 minutes, 08! That is good because I have a typing machine! exclamation point hey? Have you seen my hammer? The one that I left right there? I seem to kind of need it right now. I guess I'll just use this wrench. It is large enough, I just don't want to damage any of the mechanical parts inside.

I am excited. Bunny ears have always haunted me. ALWAYS! Even now they haunt me. From...that is where they end. From...oh damn they haunt me. Like arrows pointing away pridefully. No one is there. She won't be there for long. Upstairs neighbor woman. Get out of here. WHORE! I know why there are two periods and commas. So when the caps lock is on you can still use the buttons.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

The First Attempt : A Pita Pit in College Station, TX

I won't know that till tomorrow. OK cool, well I'll see you tomorrow. Bye. I love you. I'll have the summer hummus. Three thirty-three. That works here wants to be known as the two dollar bill girl so she gets 2 dollar bills from the bank.

Blue table red table yellow table. Green table. Car car truck truck suv suv truck truck suv suv truck car car suv truck mac truck suv.

I've got typing paper. I just happen to have a ream of typing paper I'll take over. (gurgle of the soda fountain.) Ooo. Is there pineapple in this guy? Yeah. A publication of the Bryan/College Station Eagle. Harrison Ford was getting his chest waxed like an over baked cake while the rain forests are being cut down.

Can you believe the audacity of this guy to sy he needs uniquie New York so badly and ruin such a -

One part rice flour six parts water. ONE PART RICE FLOWER SIX PARTS WATER wheat paste, never mind. Other flowers ok cool you are welcome I love you too, bye. I was hoping for capitalize ahha ahh oh did you go to the pool. The eight foot pool. Douche bag pool. 8 feet of pool. Summer refreshment jar yelling.

Hot breaths heat huts. Period pokes holes. Goatee walks bye, headphone-smiles. 10 seconds left on the crosswalk now. I use a different margin wider margin if you please. Get lazy not clean. Unless I am here by myself I don't do anything when I leave...quick turn no work. Marxist.

Hello. That is awesome. Just act naturally. I am acting haha, natural unnatural. Good, what? School which was good home then dog-washing always a joy. Dog soap to wash dogs, brand don't know. Green dog soap is advantageous. Gotta keep them fleas out. Adam's works. Cheapest and the best. If you had them every hey now on topping street-

5 bucks for 2 DVD's a piece. 10 for a few of them. All brand new. Just wait a week man. Late to court earnest may be too earnest. Back to Houston wife to pay rent. Just bought a hero full price. Half price. I'm saying inspiring. 15 for these five. No I'm good. Getting closer. 25 more bucks. Only one left home is kid's videos gotta pay my rent. Friendly faces. Well there ya go. Frank Sinatra. Manchurian death. Go visit him WHAT! Hey you to bye DVD's nuh uh. I bought five. No way. I was just watching this. Too fast Starbucks get that?

Sgsruusggggrrshsgsrgsh chack chak chak.

Ever seen a skit part of birthday in the mail. What did you get oooOOhhohh. Power shot its old huge and ew jimmy camera underwater housing no accessories one or two inch tripod. With the slinky legs. Pretty excited. Took pictures macro setting? MACRO. it should.

Good, how are you. Um. What can we get the Gyro. Seven oh four. Chink change chilk. Uhh, I dunno. Chicken Caesar anything else? Six fourty-four. Octave I doubt care difficult how wrong I am. Here you are copy of thanks receipt all right. Hats on that's fun Gyro white or uhh wheat? Got it YEAH! Its about the music. Spinach, Romaine tomato. Banana peppers, sauces. Tzatziki? Don't put a lot. Anything else, white or wheat? Only lettuce, spinach, roma cheese. Would you make a new avocado? I will. Glasses, jeans, blue shirt, red shirt, left leg stance. Here or here I guess to go? That's cool thanks you're welcome.


done with work.